Everytime I visit my psychologist he’s a little shorter.
Guess that’s why he’s called a shrink.
(Source: psych-comedy, via yourlittleslutkitten)
do re mi fa so done with this semester
my spidey sense is tellin me that ur a little bitch
"I love unmade beds. I love when people are drunk and crying and cannot be anything but honest in that moment. I love the look in people’s eyes when they realize they’re in love. I love the way people look when they first wake up and they’ve forgotten their surroundings. I love the gasp people take when their favorite character dies. I love when people close their eyes and drift to somewhere in the clouds. I fall in love with people and their honest moments all the time. I fall in love with their breakdowns and their smeared makeup and their daydreams. Honesty is just too beautiful to ever put into words."
- (via congah)
(Source: freckledhips, via sexinh2o)
why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong
its because you are worth at least 10 camels and they just cant afford you
this is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me
i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three
I think about this post a lot
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what