Everytime I visit my psychologist he’s a little shorter.
Guess that’s why he’s called a shrink.
(Source: psych-comedy, via yourlittleslutkitten)
"I love unmade beds. I love when people are drunk and crying and cannot be anything but honest in that moment. I love the look in people’s eyes when they realize they’re in love. I love the way people look when they first wake up and they’ve forgotten their surroundings. I love the gasp people take when their favorite character dies. I love when people close their eyes and drift to somewhere in the clouds. I fall in love with people and their honest moments all the time. I fall in love with their breakdowns and their smeared makeup and their daydreams. Honesty is just too beautiful to ever put into words."
- (via congah)
(Source: freckledhips, via sexinh2o)
why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong
its because you are worth at least 10 camels and they just cant afford you
this is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me
(via ill-hang-from-your-lips)
i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three
I think about this post a lot
(via turnthecitypink)
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
(via goldcollars)
